[Game] Kings v. Nets - 3/1/17 - 7:30PT/10:30ET

[SacTownGrantFan]

How about getting a rebound Kings

 

[SLAB]

The DMC trade has left us with McBen; not only the longest tenured King, but also possibly the best.

Wow.

 

[Tetsujin]

Holy ****, we're awful.

 

[Kingsfan23]

Good drive Ben, he's developing but by bit

 

[VF21]

The Kings are getting schooled by the effing Brooklyn Nets. Maybe we should just call up the entire Bighorns team and let them finish the season.

 

[SLAB]

Come on, Ben. Yell at the ref - just once. Please?

He has too much class, culture, and integrity to do such a thing. As a matter of fact he probably walked over to the ref after the time out to congratulate him on such a well-ref'd start to the game.

 

[Tetsujin]

The DMC trade has left us with McBen; not only the longest tenured King, but also possibly the best.

Wow.

#CharacterMatters

 

[gunks]

One would think that good ole Brick would have stuck around just for the "I told you soes".

 

[VF21]

Good drive Ben, he's developing but by bit

Think about what you just said. "He's developing..." He's the longest tenured King on the roster, for God's sake.

 

[Tetsujin]

Think about what you just said. "He's developing..." He's the longest tenured King on the roster, for God's sake.

He's 24 years old.

 

[VF21]

One would think that good ole Brick would have stuck around just for the "I told you soes".

That's not who Brick is. I'm holding out hope he'll return to the fold at some point, but I don't blame anyone in different time zones for not staying up to tune in to this. I'm exhausted and I don't have that excuse. Watching this is painful.

 

[VF21]

How pathetic is it that Grant keeps trying to get people all excited about Skal, who apparently doesn't realize the weight of the franchise has been put on his shoulders by the august Howdy Doody.

 

[k_dubb90]

That's not who Brick is. I'm holding out hope he'll return to the fold at some point, but I don't blame anyone in different time zones for not staying up to tune in to this. I'm exhausted and I don't have that excuse. Watching this is painful.

Always box scores on NBA game time app. Helps ease the pain a lil

 

[SLAB]

Jeremy Lin and Brook Lopez would immediately be ouR best two players... by a lot.

.... this sucks

 

[Tetsujin]

God, G1C is empty tonight.

 

[k_dubb90]

Now I see why 2k has us ranked 30th on offense and defense. And 30th overall I never struggled so bad with a team

 

[kingjatt]

This team has lost 27 of 28?

 

[VF21]

Always box scores on NBA game time app. Helps ease the pain a lil

No, if I'm gonna be a moderator here I'm gonna watch the games. I have for almost 17 years, except for a very brief respite.

 

[SLAB]

"WELL YOUVE GOT SKAL LABISSIERE!"

 

[Tetsujin]

Grant's crush on Skal knows no limits.

 

[VF21]

God, G1C is empty tonight.

Not as empty as you would think. The crowd arrives later now that the games start later. (Don't ask me to explain why...)

Nets shooting 81%? They wouldn't be hitting much better than that if there weren't any Kings on the court at all.

 

[VF21]

Now I see why 2k has us ranked 30th on offense and defense. And 30th overall I never struggled so bad with a team

It could be worse. If they included D-League, we probably wouldn't break 40.

 

[VF21]

Grant's crush on Skal knows no limits.

And it's only just begun...

 

[Tetsujin]

March 2nd, 2017. 5:30 AM. Skal is roused from sleep by a knock on his front door. He opens it to find a box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses left on his doorstep.


The card reads, "XOXO Grant"

 

[Tetsujin]

March 2nd, 2022. Skal is roused from sleep by the smell of eggs and bacon. Confused, he quickly shrouds himself in a bathrobe and enters his living room to find Grant Napier slaving away at the stove.

"Heya Skal! I hope you like waffles!"

"Oh, for the love of God, Grant! I have a retraining order!"

 

[VF21]

Uh oh. Brook may have figured out that there's nobody on the court that can stop him.

 

[andjel]

you remember good old days when being down in 1st quarter we would expect turnaround and fight till the end?
anybody expects that now and will watch till the end to witness it?

 

[HndsmCelt]

The DMC trade has left us with McBen; not only the longest tenured King, but also possibly the best.

Wow.

I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[fansinceday1]

This team has won 9 games. 9 GAMES...........

 

[VF21]

March 2nd, 2022. Skal is roused from sleep by the smell of eggs and bacon. Confused, he quickly shrouds himself in a bathrobe and enters his living room to find Grant Napier slaving away at the stove.

"Heya Skal! I hope you like waffles!"

"Oh, for the love of God, Grant! I have a retraining order!"

Congratulations. You have won the VF21 Award for Meritorious Satire with a touch of Heartbreaking Reality.