That was a (poor) attempt at satire of the media, not cynicism.
There's one thing no one can take from kings fans no matter what, and that's extreme defensiveness.
For the record, I like what we are doing right now. It's unfortunately borne of extreme desperation (like the Karl hire, which could still blow up and ruin everything), but, that's where we are at. But even with purple colored glasses, we have to understand hiring Vlade, then Peja, then talking to Bobby, then whatever other former player will answer calls, it
looks insane. I'm not saying it is, but it looks like we just have no plan whatsoever and former players are jumping on board for an easy payday from our clueless owner. Understanding it didn't work exactly like this, but it looks like we dropped a PHD in statistics in Oliver for Peja Stojakovic, who didn't go to college, and whose only experience involves sitting next to Vlade.
It's a horrible look to anyone looking at this remotely objectively.