[Blankenship Blog] Poor Rook

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http://www.nba.com/kings/features/blankenship_blog_0607.html

Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006

Who says that it’s all glamour and glory in the NBA?

Not always, especially at times for a rookie 10 games into his new career. For Quincy Douby, this week has been a reminder of how low on the totem pole he is when it comes to certain duties and responsibilities to his teammates.

Some of the regular rookie duties over the years have included escorting luggage to teammates’ rooms upon arriving at an out-of-town hotel or showing up with bagels, coffee, or Jamba Juice each morning before practice. There are even some guys around the league that have duties that can’t be mentioned in print.

So far this season for Quincy, things had been relatively tame—unfortunately for him, his veteran teammates took notice.

To make up for lost hazing time, Corliss Williamson celebrated his 33rd birthday by having the rookie make the arrangements to make sure that a gigantic chocolate cake, compliments of the team, made it’s way from the locker room to the team plane after Monday’s game against the Magic.

This entailed Douby walking around the arena after the game—searching for a box big enough to hold the massive mountain of chocolate, then finding a way to transport it in his car without it spilling everywhere, getting it through the security checkpoint, and then hoisting it on the charter, all so a few vets could have a couple of bites of cake.

The next lesson came in the visitor’s locker room at Phoenix, where all the lockers were taken up by veterans or their clothes, forcing Douby to use a folding chair and the corner of the room to store his clothes and gear—indeed a sad sight. The youngster from Rutgers had to sit in his small chair with some of his clothes hanging on a makeshift rack as the vets on the team explained their thought process on not making space.

Give Douby credit though, the youngster never questioned any of the orders, just smiled and took the abuse—although I think I saw him looking through a calendar to see when he would officially no longer be considered a rookie.

Not soon enough.
 

Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
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Oh yes, HORRORS! :rolleyes:

I know its just a cute fluff piece, but sometimes what they call "hazing" in the NBA is just amusing. "Hey you, yeah you earning a million dollars this year, bring coffee and doughnuts tommorow morning! Ha!" Rough life. ;)
 

VF21

Super Moderator Emeritus
SME
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Oh yes, HORRORS! :rolleyes:

I know its just a cute fluff piece, but sometimes what they call "hazing" in the NBA is just amusing. "Hey you, yeah you earning a million dollars this year, bring coffee and doughnuts tommorow morning! Ha!" Rough life. ;)
Wasn't there something about one of the rookies having to dance around in a tutu a few years back? I mean, imagine the psychological trauma that one could entail...especially for a kid from the NY projects?

;)
 
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Wasn't there something about one of the rookies having to dance around in a tutu a few years back? I mean, imagine the psychological trauma that one could entail...especially for a kid from the NY projects?

;)
I think that was Darius as a surprise for C-Webb on his birthday?
That had Doug screaming "I love this team! I love this team!" teary0eyed while running back to the locker room.

I think these stuff are more funny than actually dreadful, hence the ;) on the title.

But it's nice to hear something light amidst this losing streak :D
 
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I wonder what the duties that can't be mentioned in print were. :confused: I always like these funny articles even though sometimes it seems sort of evil, like kicking a dog to teach it to be tough. But handling some pressure and doing what you're told even when you don't want to is a great quality to have on a team. Some people might never learn it but at least you find out right away instead of when he gets into the game and loses control. There's guys in the league making a good living trying to push any opponent's buttons that they can find, so I like Sergeant Corliss toughening the kid up before we send him into battle. :D (With all respect meant to the soldiers who go through a much rougher version of the process and have to be tough out there to stay alive. The good guys I mean, my team. Not the other soldiers.)

I've got high hopes for Douby, I think if he can stick around and develop a PG game he could be really good. He seems to have that knack for the big shot going on, which is always fun to watch. If he has the work ethic for it he'll stick in the league and someday make rookies buy cake too.
 
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I think that was Darius as a surprise for C-Webb on his birthday?
That had Doug screaming "I love this team! I love this team!" teary0eyed while running back to the locker room.

I think these stuff are more funny than actually dreadful, hence the ;) on the title.

But it's nice to hear something light amidst this losing streak :D
For Darius.....I believe it was tight leather pants and a dog collar for good measure
 
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For the Nets: The rookies have to pay the lunch/dinner tab of the team. If they have morning practice they have to sing a song picked by Vince Carter.
 

Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
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For the Nets: The rookies have to pay the lunch/dinner tab of the team. If they have morning practice they have to sing a song picked by Vince Carter.

a) seems a bit cruel for the lowest paid guys on the team; but
b) I simply would not do. Tried to do that to me in college and I just refused too. I mean, what is Vince going to do if you say no? Always the thing with this sort of "hazing", borderline voluntary.
 
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a) seems a bit cruel for the lowest paid guys on the team; but
b) I simply would not do. Tried to do that to me in college and I just refused too. I mean, what is Vince going to do if you say no? Always the thing with this sort of "hazing", borderline voluntary.
I mean if you have Vince Carter chosing songs for Mile Ilic to sing you have to ask just who is getting hazed here? Mile or the reast of the team?
 
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What next? Make them lead the pledge of allegiance??

Sorry. That stuff just doesn't work for me. I know Bill Walsh banned it when he came to the 49ers and that alone makes it a good reason not to do it. I've seen too many silly, stupid, perceived slights, turn into catastrophic injuries, death, and destruction. I know it's just a little harmless fun....like feeding peanuts to a drunk frat pledge who's allergic, and dies!

Treat each other as teammates and brothers and leave the BS to the media!:cool: