Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mad D, Sep 4, 2004.
The first appearance?
As long as we're on the subject of birthdays, let me also wish a happy birthday to a woman who shares this date with me, and also happens to be one of my Top 5 celebrity crushes:
And let me also wish a belated (last week) happy birthday to the woman who remains Number One:
To paraphrase a legendary NorCal hip-hop group:
Ooh, you're so divine...
Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme,
Hey humans, just wanted you to know you still suck:
(story includes cute bunnies for the females )
There is something just so basically wrong with any human who is capable of that kind of thoughtless cruelty. Isn't there a statistic that shows serial killers start out with animal victims? At least the poor bunny seems to be recovering.
Since humans continue to suck to an unacceptable level, I have decided that when I am ready to retire I am going to move to Africa and take up the hunting of poachers. Don't think I will hesitate to shoot them in the legs, take their weapons, and leave them out there to get torn apart by one of their would be victims either. **** 'em.
Everywhere I go I see tons of older millennials pointing their phones in odd positions playing Pokemon Go!
Just another reason to always have your phone in your hands I suppose, technology taking over the world as we know it.
Oh humans, in case I have not mentioned this to you lately: You Suck:
Yep, just checked.
Humans still suck.
And more good work humans!:
Give yourself all a round of applause! Then go in back and shoot yourself in the foot.
I hereby announce my campaign to stop @Bricklayer from turning this into the "people killing animals" thread. Starting with this pictorial representation of if Captain America: Civil War had been cast in the 1970s:
Haven't seen around in some time, but I hope that @6th is enjoying her birthday!
I sent her a birthday greeting on FB.
Rather than break up the good vibes in here, allow me to relay the good news that if I ever came across these guys dying in a ditch, I would pause only so long as it took to urinate on them before moving on:
Good grief. How about a bit of a warning next time for those of us with caring hearts?
Hey, I did not include the story about the scumbags down in Miami who took after a pet pig with a pickaxe and a .22 as it ran squealing around the neighborhood trying to escape with the axe in its back.
Its a good thing, or maybe a bad thing, that I'm a relatively stable citizen, because there are a lot of people in this world I could off and not feel one bit bad about it.
I'm sure you'd have an alibi (like being with an old friend in the middle of a national forest somewhere) if it ever came to that based on some of the scumbags you've posted about.
Hye, at least these idiots didn't torture an animal for their kicks:
As I've gotten older I've finally begun to grasp why so many religious people spend so much time trying to deny the obvious connection between humans and the apes...
Its insulting to the apes.
If anybody happens to know who any of these guys are btw and has an address...
Does it frustrate anyone else when somebody likes one of your posts, and then the next post they make in the thread after that seems to strongly indicate that they didn't actually get what your post was about?
Kind of like when at least 50% of the scientists who cite your paper use that citation in support of the notion the paper is specifically arguing against? Nah, never had that happen.
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