[SPOARTS!] Comments that don't warrant their own thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Mr. S£im Citrus, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    So, I kept the channel on ESPN2 after The Dan LeBatard Show, and I found myself watching the NCAA Women's College Gymnastics National Semifinal. And I have a question: how does a team (UCLA) with two Olympic Gold Medalists on it (Kyla Ross - 2012, Madison Kocian - 2016) manage to only be a #5 seed? Like, how bad is the rest of that team?:eek:
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  2. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    So, the announcers confirmed it: UCLA has the two Olympians, a pretty good redshirt senior, and a bunch of girls named Jane. That's pretty much why they're only a #5 seed.
  3. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    Spurs have the game well in hand, so I switched over to the NCAA Women's College Gymnastics National Championship, just in time to see a Perfect 10 on the balance beam from UCLA's redshirt senior, Peng Peng Lee. Even still, the Bruins are in 4th place, out of six teams.

    Two Olympic Gold Medalists, a senior who nailed a 10, and they're in fourth place. The rest of that team has to be the drizzling ****s.
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  4. VF21

    VF21 #KingsFansForever Staff Member Contributor

    Okay. I'll play...What are "SPOARTS"?
  5. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    Oklahoma wins back-to-back National Championships. LSU ties a program-best second place finish, Florida third, and UCLA settles for fourth.

    I wonder when's the last time Kyla Ross or Madison Kocian finished fourth in a team competition?
  6. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    On one of the other message boards I post at, intentionally misspelling words in an exclamatory manner is a thing, like MOAR, FITE, TAEK and FOOTBAW~!
  7. VF21

    VF21 #KingsFansForever Staff Member Contributor

    ...
  8. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    Right at this moment, there is a fetus with more Grand Slam singles titles than Anna Kournikova.
  9. fansinceday1

    fansinceday1 Well-Known Member

    Listening to Gio and Jones as I was driving to work this morning (5 am) and they had on Greg Ostertag. He lives on a Texas ranch with his wife and daughter and is a full blown rancher. Lives in a little town of 2500.
    Greg was very open and frank about his playing days. Even though he's been out of basketball for a decade he still thinks about his career and how he didn't put 100% effort into the very thing he did. It really bothers him. He said now that he's older he realizes that, to be frank, he pissed his career away because he is lazy. Those were his own words. He always butted heads with Jerry Sloan and now, with age, he realizes why he was always on him. Because they saw that Greg had way more in the tank than he was expelling.
    Gio asked him how often he thinks about his lack of effort and Greg said as he's bailing hay or feeding his pigs he thinks about all the regret he has everyday. It was a very frank discussion and I felt bad for the guy. I hope he doesn't let his regret eat him up.
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  10. kingdivac

    kingdivac Well-Known Member

  11. VF21

    VF21 #KingsFansForever Staff Member Contributor

    I corrected the title so people will equate this thread to the others and not be put off/confused by the misspelling.
  12. kingsboi

    kingsboi Well-Known Member

    anyone watching the FIFA Confederations Cup?
  13. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    People that were put off by the misspelling don't have enough to worry about in real life.
  14. VF21

    VF21 #KingsFansForever Staff Member Contributor

    It drove me nuts. :p
  15. Telemachus

    Telemachus Well-Known Member

    Isn't too late for that? :eek:
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  16. Warhawk

    Warhawk The cake is a lie. Staff Member Contributor

    It's a short trip. You should walk instead. :confused:
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  17. kingsboi

    kingsboi Well-Known Member

    Alphonso Davies is putting Canada on the map...3 goals all ready in the Gold Cup at the ripe age of 16....he will be a household name before long.
  18. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    Lily King breaks the world record in the women's 100m breaststroke at the World Championships in Budapest, defeating Olympic rival Yulia Efimova again, who had to settle for bronze.

    Also, Katie Ledecky... god damn...
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  19. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    Simone Manuel proves that Rio was no fluke, beating WR holder Sarah Sjostrom (SWE) to win gold in the 100m freestyle at the World Championships in Budapest.
  20. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    In more USA-centric news from the 2017 FINA World Championships in Budapest:

    • The US Women's Water Polo team won their fifth consecutive World Championship, defeating Spain 13-6 last night.
    • Caleb Dressel has won three gold medals today (50m free, 100m butterfly, 4x100m freestyle relay). It appears as though people are looking at him to become the heir to Phelps' throne.
    • Katie Ledecky finishes with five gold medals, six overall.
    • Yulia Efimova (RUS) wins the 200m breastroke, evening her rivalry with American Lily King at one apiece. The rubber match will be Sunday, in the 50m breaststroke.
  21. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    Lily King wins the rubber match, breaking the world record as she beats Yulia Efimova in the 50m breaststroke in Budapest.
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  22. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    US Women win the 4x100m medley relay, in world record time. Lily King and Simone Manuel both swim in the event, after winning individual medals earlier to day (gold in the 50m breaststroke and bronze in the 50m freestyle, respectively). King gets to stick it Efimova one last time, who helps Russia to the silver.
  23. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    US Men win the 4x100m medley relay, in the final event of #FINABudapest2017. They finished 1.04 seconds ahead of Great Britain, who had a 0.04s lead over the US, when they handed it over to breakout star Caleb Dressel for the third leg: Dressel brought the US from .04 back to 1.00 ahead, by the end of his leg.
  24. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

  25. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    BREAKING NEWS: Justin Gatlin (USA) upset Usain Bolt (JAM) in the 100m at the World Athletics Championships in London, in what is expected to have been the final race of Bolt's career. In fact, Bolt had to settle for bronze, finishing behind Gatlin and Christian Coleman (USA).
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  26. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    US Women win gold in the 4x100m relay at the IAAF World Championships in London, but the big story is Great Britain taking the silver in front of the home fans. Jamaica settles for third.

    Up next, the men's 4x100m relay, and Bolt's last race.
  27. Mr. S£im Citrus

    Mr. S£im Citrus That's right, I said it! Staff Member Contributor

    BREAKING NEWS: Great Britain wins gold in the men's 4x100m relay at the IAAF World Championships! USA wins silver, Japan bronze.

    Jamaica DNF: Usain Bolt pulls a muscle on the hand-off, limps off the track.

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