Reawakening: A Tale of Kings Fans (2004 edition)
Kevin heard his name and jumped up, excited that his favorite team picked him.
Then, on Kingsfans.com, someone dissed him badly. It was a very sad, horrible thing. Lurking, at least one Kings player read that Kevin looked like Doug Christie, only able to get to the line mysteriously.
"What was Geoff Petrie thinking?" asked some fans. "We needed big men not another guard." Geoff said, "Wingmen adapt quicker and we don't need a big fat toe!"
Kevin didn't care. He was on the best NBA team in the world, with the exception of the Monstars, who don't play in the NBA anyway.
Kevin ran to the airport, anxious to sign his first NBA contract, and meet his long-lost brother, DC. Kevin's flight left on time, in fair weather; however, disaster struck within minutes. The plane went down but Kevin soon realized it was just he who survived. He was lost, alone and in danger of missing Summer League!
He looked to see where he was. He saw some fields and a river and many cows were grazing in the field. Kevin looked around and saw a basketball. "I'll call you Spaulding," exclaimed Kevin. This made Wilson very jealous, but Wilson wasn't in this story so he licked his wounds and went home.
Kevin tried to figure out which way would take him to the summer league. He happened upon a strange furry animal that had escaped from VF's forest, so VF had to go find the animal. She started walking, slowly at first, then she was running as fast as she could, when suddenly she bumped in to none other than Mr. Doug Christie who told her to find her own story.
Meanwhile, Kevin continued on his journey to camp. Ten days early, he visited Sacramento landmarks that were tagged with "Shaq rules" so he went to Arden Mall to get his own can of spraypaint so he [could] spray over all the Shaq graffiti. He soon finished his task and looked for a place to have lunch and pick up his cell phone to call Ghostbusters, but they were no help so he walked to Burger King and ordered a burger, but he remembered the double-six-dollar.
"Was it really as good as a high dollar burger?" He ordered three because he thought he was a hungry as God only knows! He added some Crisscuts because he wanted to bulk up for his first Summer League Game as a Kings player. Who on earth would not want to be a Sacramento King!
Kevin Martin, like many other players, couldn't wait for his chance to be a King. All of the sudden, a big black crow landed on his shoulder and said to him, "You will win a ring in Sacramento. It's inevitable, now that the Lakers have imploded."
The crow flew away, and Kevin wondered what in the world was in that time warp he just experienced due to apparently eating too much and passing out.