Island of Pain and Misery Voting: Bricklayer's Isle (2) Vs. Kingsnation's Isle (6)

[SLAB]

Which island would you LEAST want to live on?

Bricklayer's Island
1: Eternal Throbbing Toothache
2: Japanese Giant Hornets
3: Rush Limbaugh
4: Roseanne Barr
5: Eternally Ruptured Disk Pressing Upon My Sciatic Nerve And Causing Back Spasms
6: Eternal David Hasselhoff Serenade
7: Frequent Chuck Norris Ambushes
8: Nails on a Chalkboard
9: Cannibalism (Food)
10: Castrated
11: 100% Humidity
12: Paris Hilton & Stupid Little Dog
13: 'That' Itch
14: Leprosy
15: Roseanne Barr's Breast Milk (Drink)

Vs.

kingsnation Island
1: Very Tiny Island
2: LOUD High Pitched Noise --- At All Times
3: Constant 8mm Kidney Stones
4: Small Locked Hot Sauna
5: Amputated Arms & Legs ((Timed Out: #1))
6: Dozens of Dead Bodies in my Tiny Sauna
7: Constant Feelings of Lonliness
8: Rat Infestation
9: Constant Feeling of Hopelessness
10: Constant Case of Hiccups
11: Haggis (Food)
12: Placenta 400000 (Drink)
13: Shaq Rapping About My Misery
14: The Flu and All Accompanying Symptoms
15: The Telletubbies

 

[6th]

Damn! This is a tough one.

 

[Warhawk]

Another tough matchup, but Brick has several "inspired" choices that I just really like.

 

[jalfa]

I bet it wouldn't have been as close if Brick had just gone ahead and drafted Gavin Maloof's post-draft speech from this year, like he should have. It's basically the only thing missing on the island.